Hey Kath,

I just read “ your Sex in the city ” blog. thanks for the tip I was hanging out downtown in these boring cafes full of dried up old pensioners. I got desperate and started checking out chicks in department stores and food markets. Eventually I was spotted by two cops disguised in green uniforms. They took me in there green van and gave me warning number 1. They said after 3 warnings they would send me to the anti-sex clinic on the island of Sylt for 30 days of cure. So I promised to stay away from food markets, and only look at old ladies.

Kath, I heard the Frankfurt sex district was legal. Hope you read my blog, I need the names of some bars I can sneak into after dark.

Bye the way, thanks for the spaghetti offer but Im only hungry for love.